At the Zoo

"Oooh you taste horrible!"
"What do you expect? I've been rolling in camel dung all morning."
"You're disgusting," cried the leopard.
"Well, they don't call me a dung mouse for nothing you know."
"Hey you, zookeeper. Yes I'm talking to you. Get this thing out of my cage. What is it that you want anyway little mouse?" asked the leopard.
"I just want that meat over there."
"What? That's the most juiciest, tastiest meat in the world and it's mine!"
"Fine" squeaked the mouse. " I'll leave."
And so the leopard enjoyed his meat and the little dung mouse went off to annoy another animal at the zoo.